Best story I've heard for a while...

'A village renowned for its pottery is trying to avoid becoming the permanent venue of the British National Party's summer gathering. Residents of Denby, in Derbyshire, home of glazed china tableware and kitchen utensils for two centuries, fear violent clashes as the police try to prevent anti-fascists stopping the Red, White and Blue Festival. They say that last year's inaugural event involved skinheads with vicious dogs descending on the Derbyshire countryside playing tapes of martial tunes from the Third Reich'

The last line conjures such a great mental image